Go Boobs?

wow this is so bad its.....

Tough Questions

Last week I was contacted by a business that I deal with at work because they needed to inform me that our representative no longer worked for the company. I didn’t really care because I usually dealt directly with one of his subordinates and I didn’t really care for his hair implants very much. I called the subordinate (Rep) and inquired about why he left hoping to get some dirt. Slowly but surly she went from vague descriptions about how he got fired for “morel reasons“ to saying he got busted for pron on his work computer. I started laughing and asked how he got caught. Her reply:

Rep -“Well you’ve seen those web sites where married men go to find married women right?”

L – “………..um, no.”

More shit from the inbox

Email from the Wife:

I just called our occupational health vendor. The receptionist answered the phone..

"blah, blah, blah occupational health and Safety, this is ####### speaking."

I said, "wow, that is the first time I have called someone with my name."

She said, "Really!!! How do you spell it?

I said, "#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#."

She said, "Oh, mine doesn't have an H in it. Can I ask you a personal question? What color is your hair and eyes, because if we looked the same, than that would be really weird."

Great, there is a stupid person running around with my name.

Kick the baby

A day in the life

Actual email I just sent to my mother:

Do you know if you can come over on Thursday yet?

Reason why is that I was wondering if #### could help me remove 2-3 boards from the deck so I can cover the vent holes in the foundation that the rodents are using to get under the house.

Also, can you send me the link to the story about that poor lady who got eaten by her dogs?

I should really start posting more.

The Facts of Life showed me what's up