More shit from the inbox

Email from the Wife:

I just called our occupational health vendor. The receptionist answered the phone..

"blah, blah, blah occupational health and Safety, this is ####### speaking."

I said, "wow, that is the first time I have called someone with my name."

She said, "Really!!! How do you spell it?

I said, "#-#-#-#-#-#-#-#."

She said, "Oh, mine doesn't have an H in it. Can I ask you a personal question? What color is your hair and eyes, because if we looked the same, than that would be really weird."

Great, there is a stupid person running around with my name.