Povichizms

I was talking to a coworker about this video the other day. I was telling him about how the girl was stockpiling baby clothes and how she was trying to get pregnant at 15. We started debating the root cause for her attention seeking behavior and how it was a cry for help. I remarked on how this girl didn’t fit the typical ‘young wild out of control skank’ that Maury usually has on his show. Mainly because she wasn’t obese and didn’t look like she was beaten within an inch of her life with the ugly stick. And that she would probably, sans years of heavy drug use, grow up to be a pretty attractive woman.

Then this exchange took place:

L – “Shit, with my luck I’ll have a girl like that.”
J – “….Well, you are married…..Sooo……unless you’re planning on getting a divorce anytime soon…I really don’t see that happening…”
L – “…..I meant ‘have’ as in ‘have a child’ of my own to raise.”
J – “OOOhhh…”
L – “Fuck you man.”