A day in the life

Actual email I just sent to my mother:

Do you know if you can come over on Thursday yet?

Reason why is that I was wondering if #### could help me remove 2-3 boards from the deck so I can cover the vent holes in the foundation that the rodents are using to get under the house.

Also, can you send me the link to the story about that poor lady who got eaten by her dogs?

I should really start posting more.