Got a little ugly on ya

I was helping the Wife wrap my sister’s bridal shower present this weekend. We got her this laundry hamper thing that was on her registry that the store people decided to wrap in a huge decorative plastic bag. The bag wasn’t quite big enough thus, lacking slack to twist the top and secure it with a bow a.k.a. the fashionable garbage bag technique. I finally gave up and busted out the stapler rolling the bag up on the edges and stapled the crap out of it to make it secure.

The Wife- “Well now it looks ugly!”

Load – “That’s what the bows are for.”

The Wife – “Is that what you’re going to say if we have an ugly girl?”