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Alright folks I’m not really sure how to explain this one. Here you go, the google video Night of Fire .

I swear, they had us surrounded

A few weeks ago I took some time off to head 300+ miles away into the SE desert of Oregon to do some charitable work. I was volunteering my time to a local rancher there, Herb, that is an acquaintance of my step dad Buckles. It seems that the practice of farming alfalfa, oats, etc provides a huge surplus of food for the native sage rat population (similar to prairie dogs). Which in turn alters what would be the natural population to surge and become so large that the native predators can’t keep the sage rats in check.

That is where a professional such as myself comes in. Many ranchers there welcome varmint hunters to come and help try to control the population of sage rats by shooting as many of them as possible. I spent the better part of two days perched on the back of a pickup waging war on the little bastards. 3000 rounds of ammunition later I barely made a dent in the field I was shooting in.

Load: 2500+ Sage Rats: 0

I also made it home from Hines, OR to my house in 4 hr 40 min. Mapquest.com says it takes 5 hr 48 min. I’m surprised my car didn’t explode.

Dirty Post, mom don't read this.

I was looking up some song lyrics on goggle this morning and as expected with any search some XXX links were in the top 10. I found the short description below this link amusing.

Google search words: "teenage monster high school queen"

3rd result:
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I for one would think that a movie that involved all of the above would be illegal in at least 36 states including Porto Rico.

"I bet gay shaved taxi wrestling probably feels pretty great." - Hip

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Shut the f@ck up! Jesus Goddamned Christ!!! I am about to freaking go off on my counterpart at work. Basically I am in the middle of something. He wants to make a little small talk, which is fine. The problem is he will have me look at an interesting picture or some news article and make a mundane comment on it. I pleasantly acknowledge what is said and then turn my attention back to what I was doing before. After about 4-5 seconds, just enough time to be re-immersed in what I am doing he has another sentence to add. Again I acknowledge him and attempt to get back to what I was doing. This interruption cycle repeats for 5-10 minutes sometimes. It drives me up the freakin’ wall! He also does this with stories as if his mouth is 5-10 seconds behind his brain. It isn’t the occasional brain fart but a rather annoying way of taking up someone else’s time. It is like listing to the kid Stevie with the asthma on Malcolm in the Middle.