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Please don't let those robots eat me.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Anything for love, but I won't do "that".
I bought a box of Clementine’s at Costco and I asked the wife if she had had one b/c they were particularly delicious.
W- “I don’t like oranges b/c I can’t peel them.”
L – “What do you mean? They’re easy as hell to peel?!?”
W – “I don’t have the thumbs for it, look.”
L – “Did you try to peel one? For Christ’s sake the box says ‘E-Z Peel’ on it.”
W- “Its still too hard.”
L –“Didn’t you notice that the logo is a picture of a cartoon orange with a freaking zipper attached to the peel?”
W –“…..”
L –“Fine, I’ll peel you some.”
Ain't love grand?
W- “I don’t like oranges b/c I can’t peel them.”
L – “What do you mean? They’re easy as hell to peel?!?”
W – “I don’t have the thumbs for it, look.”
L – “Did you try to peel one? For Christ’s sake the box says ‘E-Z Peel’ on it.”
W- “Its still too hard.”
L –“Didn’t you notice that the logo is a picture of a cartoon orange with a freaking zipper attached to the peel?”
W –“…..”
L –“Fine, I’ll peel you some.”
Ain't love grand?
Labels: fruit torture, peeps holocaust, zippers
Monday, April 09, 2007
Where you, should buy a car.
NSFW I really don't know why that has to be the screen cap for this video, but watch it anyways.
Labels: clockwise, good deals, stuck to my shoe