Anything for love, but I won't do "that".
I bought a box of Clementine’s at Costco and I asked the wife if she had had one b/c they were particularly delicious.
W- “I don’t like oranges b/c I can’t peel them.”
L – “What do you mean? They’re easy as hell to peel?!?”
W – “I don’t have the thumbs for it, look.”
L – “Did you try to peel one? For Christ’s sake the box says ‘E-Z Peel’ on it.”
W- “Its still too hard.”
L –“Didn’t you notice that the logo is a picture of a cartoon orange with a freaking zipper attached to the peel?”
W –“…..”
L –“Fine, I’ll peel you some.”
Ain't love grand?
W- “I don’t like oranges b/c I can’t peel them.”
L – “What do you mean? They’re easy as hell to peel?!?”
W – “I don’t have the thumbs for it, look.”
L – “Did you try to peel one? For Christ’s sake the box says ‘E-Z Peel’ on it.”
W- “Its still too hard.”
L –“Didn’t you notice that the logo is a picture of a cartoon orange with a freaking zipper attached to the peel?”
W –“…..”
L –“Fine, I’ll peel you some.”
Ain't love grand?
Labels: fruit torture, peeps holocaust, zippers
posted by Load @ 4:29 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Just helping Load out in his quest against Scurvy.
to be fair..she totally DOESNT have the thumbs for it. I've seen those midgit digits with my own eyes! You keep peeling away Load...
Yup, its true, they are my kryptonite...... that and my bad balance.
It doesn't help your balance any to go up the side door stairs with a load of laundry in 3 inch clogs either.
Dude Curties are awesome! But - I see the wife's & Load's points - she doesn't have thumbs - and those stairs are dangerous
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