Speak the Hungarian Rapper

This appears to be for real. Listen for the first 25 seconds to feel the flavor and then make sure you listen at 3:25. It brings tears to my eyes.

You’re a Post

Turd has a certain running joke format that I’m sure most of you are familiar with. Someone says, for example: “I need a box for this.” And Turd would say “You’re a box.” It is quite contagious and I have personally sought professional help to stop using it. Well Lambchop fell victim to its seductive trappings at work last week.

LC : "Yeah, so my boss came into the back after dealing with a stupid customer and said ‘That stupid f@cking fat bitch’.
And I said “You’re a stupid f@cking fat bitch.”


LC spent the next 10 minutes trying to explain the ‘joke’ to her boss.

Phone torture.

I was stuck on hold today and was forced to listen to this horrific song .

I come in the name of Jesus! Repeat it after me bitch!

Holy crap.