Monday, September 25, 2006

Too old for this shit

It’s the morning after my 31st birthday party and I’m brushing my teeth while sleepily starring into the mirror. I notice that a hair on my head is reflecting quite a bit more light than the rest causing it to stand out. Upon further investigation I decide it must be a gray hair and I yank it out. It turned out to be a white hair about 4 inches long. Not gray but white.
I now feel really old.

4 Comments:

At 4:46 PM, September 25, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that you can spell Gray, Grey or Gray, and neither is technically wrong? The other word that baffels me is Cancelled, which the dictionary accepts with one or two l's.

Oh and honey,....white hair is gray hair.

 
At 5:26 PM, September 25, 2006, Blogger Load said...

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=235359

 
At 3:45 PM, October 18, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

at least now you have something that is a whopping 4 inches long on that old saggy body of yours!

 
At 2:15 PM, November 08, 2006, Blogger Load said...

its not saggy. its plump.

 

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