How to expose yourself as a connoisseur of tacky crap.

This was an actual add posted at ####. These are some lovely paintings and on velvet no less. Anyone want me to snatch these up?

"I am cleaning off my walls and getting new pictures. I have two eagle pictures done on Velvet and framed. $10 for the smaller approximately 24x24. $15 for the larger approximately 30x40. $5 for the two small 8x10 pictures. SOLD

If anyone is interested I can bring them in tomorrow."