Dog Park

I was at the dog park last weekend, with the dog shockingly enough. I was calling said dog, Kimber, back to me and this white trash sort of girl off to my right starts shouting to her friend:

WTSortGirl: “Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh! (unintelligible name) did you hear what that dogs name is?”
2nd WTSG : “No, what was it?”
WTSortGirl: “KIMBER!”
2nd WTSG: “Oh! Like Jem and the Holograms !!!”

I almost started laughing out of sheer embarrassment but instead turned my head towards them, gave a slow super cool head nod and said:
“That’s right”. (They exploded in laughter.) “Because she’s truly outrageous.”