The Wife vol XIIV11R

Last night I was flipping channels and caught one of the most captivating Elimidates yet. Already drunk in the second round, three girls and one guy were drinking in the kitchen of some house. Girl 1 takes the guy into a bedroom, where camera’s follow and Girl 2 & 3 stay in kitchen. Soon Girl 2 & 3 decide to see what is going on and find Girl 1 topless and the guy with only his boxers on in a somewhat precarious position on the bed. Girl 2 has flashbacks of her boyfriend of 7 years cheating on her, goes psycho screaming and crying as she runs into the bathroom. Guy quickly puts his pants on and runs to the bathroom to console Girl 2 by telling her that “he wasn’t planning to cut her until the next round.” Girl 2 does not find these words consoling and instead goes Jerry Springer on his ass, yelling obscenities in his face while pointing her acrylic nails at his head, he in turn follows her lead by slurring, “Biatch, you can’t have my ass, I wasn’t going to cut you but you act like dis?” Finally she leaves, after a heartfelt monologue to the camera about her humiliation and the date goes on. Like all Elimidates the two remaining girls and the guy end up in a hot tub. To end all ironies, Girl 3 tries to convince the guy not to eliminate her, because she has so much more to offer him than Girl 1. Honey, I think Girl 1 already kicked your ass in the “offer,” dept. No need to tell you how it ended.

- Keshmura