Raidin' the Fridge

For some unknown reason someone decided it would be funny to put a box of tampons in the refrigerator in our lunch room. Now I believe their intention was purely comedic using the “strange objects in unexpected places” technique. Along the lines of the news paper box I found in the middle of the woods nailed to a tree. That did make me stop and look around to see who could possibly be expecting their Sunday funnies that far from a road but only for a second. Though I wonder if that was the suspects true intention in the case of the “Mystery of the Refrigerated Tampons” .
After discussing it with some fellow associates I came to the conclusion that there may be a social disease involved that could be soothed with applying something cool to that, um, errr, particular region. As of leaving work no one had dared to open the box to see what it truly contained. People here are weird and not in a good way.