How to emasculate your husband at work with romantic gestures.

Yesterday the Wife decided to add some flavor to my car while I was at work. She and her accomplice, Lambchop a.k.a. Leather, filled the car with heart shaped balloons, tied balloons to the side mirrors, drew hearts and sweet nothings on all my windows and topped it off with a bouquet of roses. Sweet and loving? Yes. Did I appreciate it? Yes. Did I purposely wait 10 extra minutes in the parking lot for everyone to go back to work after break so they wouldn’t see the car? Yes.

And I only took her to dinner. She is always topping my on stuff like this but; we did get married on my birthday so I guess there is some subconscious guilt going on.

One question about the car decorations is: why the hell did you girls use your writing soap on my side mirrors rendering them useless? Next time cut the brake lines or saw 80% through the axle. Show me some luuuvvvee.