Overheard in the office

The Temp wrangler (windows error guy with the Von Douche stickers on his car) here at my work was calling prospective temporary workers today and one name stuck out: Aqua. It seems that this individual is having some sort of scheduling conflict with work. I really wish this Aqua character would come on for at least one day because I want to figure out what this person looks like. I keep picturing a short Hispanic guy with gills on his neck.