Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Brains...Brrrraaaains....Its what's for dinner.

This was some popup I got today. That lady kind of freaks me out, in that can’t-look-away-from-the-car-wreck type of thing. She looks like some sort of fucking zombie or perhaps a Fembot? Sorry, that was presumptuous of me, I apologize because she may actually be undead or heartbeat challenged. That's a good example of how the undead are treated as second class citizens in this country and have such a hard time finding jobs with a livable income. That being said I think we should step up our immigration enforcement and get rid of any undocumented zombies that are here illegally. Even though they do most of the jobs that us Fat Lazy Americans won’t subject ourselves to. They also are horrible drivers, they make property values plummet and they smell bad.

2 Comments:

At 5:53 PM, August 02, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

 
At 10:08 PM, August 02, 2005, Blogger Load said...

that would explain the smell.

 

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